Santa to bypass USS Gettysburg this year
North Pole – In a press release on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause has announced that he will be bypassing the USS Gettysburg this year. The Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruiser…
North Pole – In a press release on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause has announced that he will be bypassing the USS Gettysburg this year. The Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruiser…
Washington D.C.- Last night a clearly frantic Kamala Harris was frantically racing to the White House after Dr. Jill Biden called to check in on her husband. Here at the…
Washington D.C.- In a stunning display of both political agility and cognitive dissonance, the entire Democrat party shifted from the position “If you don’t vote to keep the government running,…
Beijing, – China, With tensions growing in the Taiwan Straight and China increasing their military presence in the region, China’s Xi Jinping has a clear message for the west. “JT…
New York – New York, The narrative shift of Luigi Mangione from Professional Hitman to fringe lunatic has occurred a break-neck speed, completely obliterating the previous record holder, Theodore John…
DAMASCAS – SYRIA, In a stunning turn of events this weekend, Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad has fled the country, turning over the reins of power to former ISIS member, and…