Cincinnati – With the first overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals have selected Dr. Chase Sinclair, Virologist, Baylor School of Medicine. According to Bengals General Manager, Mike Brown, the Team had been scouting Dr. Sinclair since the outbreak of Coronavirus in February. “We were trying to get ahead of this thing, and having the best young virologist was paramount. This is a Dr. you can really build your team around.”

An American Conference GM, who wished to remain anonymous called the move, “Bold but misguided” “This is a league of imitation, and there’s a lot of risk in being the first to make a move like this. For my money, we’re going to scour the free-agency market and get us a Virologist with some real experience.

Dallas Cowboys General Manager Jerry Jones had the marketing department put together a jersey for Dr. Gregory House, before being told by Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones that House was not in fact, a real person.

Dr. Anthony Fauci could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the Redskins have reported that Daniel Snyder believed that “Tony could really pack in the crowds at FedEx field!”