Washington D.C.- Last night a clearly frantic Kamala Harris was frantically racing to the White House after Dr. Jill Biden called to check in on her husband. Here at the Daily Deuce we received an exclusive leaked copy of the phone call:

Dr. Jill: “Hey Kay-Kay, I just finished meeting with the President of Finland on integrating their armed forces into existing NATO defenses. I just wanted to check in on the Big Guy.”
K. H.: “Wait, what? I thought it was your turn to watch him?”
Dr. Jill: “No, I normally have Thursdays, but since we had this Finland thing, you were supposed to pick him up.”
K. H.: “(Unintelligible) that was next week!”
Dr. Jill: “No, I assure you it was tonight, I literally just got off the call.”
K.H.: “Okay, I was making a wine run to the Whole foods in Foggy Bottom, but I’m heading back to the White House now. Where was the last place you saw him?”
Dr. Jill: “I left him in the kitchen with a bowl of ice cream.”  
K.H.: “Okay, can you call the kitchen staff and see if he’s still there?”
Dr. Jill: “I don’t deal with staff, you know that.”
K.H.: “Fine.”

The Phone disconnects at this point. Inside sources indicate that the President was located in a broom closet that he’d accidentally entered while looking for his bedroom.