The UK Bans “Ninja Swords” Samurai Swords unaffected.

London, In a stunning and brave move, British Prime Minister Kier Starmer announced that the United Kingdom has banned “Ninja Swords.”

“The threat of the Ninja,” said Starmer, “has long gone unaddressed by this government. We ran on a platform of Combating Ninjitsu, and we stand by that commitment. We will no longer stand Idly by as dark robed Shinobi slink down back alleys and strike fear into our innocent citizens. This measure will ensure that Ninjas can no longer perform their dastardly attacks by removing one of their main instruments of destruction: the Ninja Sword.”

The British Samurai council has applauded this decision, noting that Ninja Swords were not at all like their own Samurai Swords. “It’s totally different, not alike in any way,” said Mohammed Hassan, president of the British Samurai council.