Los Angeles – In an attempt to stem backlash from a new American Eagle advertising campaign, Sydeny Sweeney has issued an apology to the ugly people of the world. “I’m sincerely sorry for being such a damn smokeshow” said the White Lotus actress. “I have always lived my life as a hot girl, and there are times I totally forget how horribly ugly some people are. I mean, look at them.” She visibly shuddered at the thought of a particularly unattractive person. When reached for comment, Alan Bradshaw, spokesman for the American Ugly Alliance said “Why does the Lotus have to be white? That’s raci- wait, what are we talking about today?”