Philadelphia – With one week remaining before the 2020 presidential election, Democrats have launched a final round of campaign riots in the battleground state of Pennsylvania. “We knew that it was important to stay on message as the election neared,” said Patricia Silver, a Democratic volunteer who took time from looting a local Best Buy to speak with the Deuce. “There are people in this city that think it’s okay that racist cops don’t want to be stabbed to death. We need to ensure that everyone gets out and votes Biden-Harris, so that we can take the steps necessary to ensure that systemically racist cops can be stabbed to death with impunity.” As of press time there was no word from Senator Harris as to where donations could be sent to pay the bail for peaceful looters being oppressed in county jails.