Unfair, but Balanced
Alex AaronsonMcClean, VA– Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died from complications of pneumonia as well as ongoing heart issues. His death has freed up his vote for democrat harvesting. “I…
Alex AaronsonWashington DC – In a brutal move against the American people, Donald Trump has demolished the Carport that once housed George Washington’s ‘1773 Corvette, and Abraham Lincoln’s 1882 Cadillac Limousine.…
Alex AaronsonWashington DC – In an unprecedented show of unity, members of the House of Representatives from both the Democrat and Republican Parties have issued a statement requesting that Texas re-draw…
Alex AaronsonWashington D.C. – In an unprecedented opinion today, Justice Amy Coney Barrett, writing for the Majority, set Ketanji Brown Jackson on fire, stating: “Observing the limits on judicial authority—including, as…
Alex AaronsonNew York – In a surprising move on Tuesday, the people of New York have voted in Zohran Mamdani as their next mayor. “Look, we tried a ‘law and order’…
Editorial StaffNorth Pole – In a press release on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause has announced that he will be bypassing the USS Gettysburg this year. The Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruiser…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- Last night a clearly frantic Kamala Harris was frantically racing to the White House after Dr. Jill Biden called to check in on her husband. Here at the…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- In a stunning display of both political agility and cognitive dissonance, the entire Democrat party shifted from the position “If you don’t vote to keep the government running,…
Editorial StaffNew York – New York, The narrative shift of Luigi Mangione from Professional Hitman to fringe lunatic has occurred a break-neck speed, completely obliterating the previous record holder, Theodore John…
Alex AaronsonPalm Beach, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Donald J. Trump, the Republican Candidate for US President has declined to cram his party’s preferred policy position onto everyone…
