Bastrop Texas – With the wild success of Bidenomics and the upcoming second Trump Administration, a surprising development has taken place in the US economy. For the first time ever, the career choice of “Reply Guy on X” has overtaken “Salesperson” as the most common job title.

“Hey, Elon told us that the best thing we could do with our lives was to become a Reply Guy, and he’s the richest man in the world so he probably knows a thing or two,” Said Alex Richardson, a self proclaimed “Reply Guy” on X. “I mean, it’s getting to a the point where I don’t even have time to read the posts to which I’m replying… I just grab a meme and post, then on to the next one.”

As of Publication the majority of Americans are now “Reply Guys”