Unfair, but Balanced
Alex AaronsonLos Angeles – In an attempt to stem backlash from a new American Eagle advertising campaign, Sydeny Sweeney has issued an apology to the ugly people of the world. “I’m…
Editorial StaffHeaven- The death of David Lynch has caused a bit of a crisis with the staff in the Heavenly Kingdom. The irreverent former film director doesn’t fit in with the…
Alex AaronsonSherman Oaks, CA – Lil Nas X has demanded everyone look at him. Again. “Hey everyone! Look at me! I’m comparing myself to Jesus Christ! Check out my video, it’s…
Alex AaronsonHollywood, CA – After a terrible 2023, Hollywood executives are searching for ways to make 2024 a return to form. One such project involves pairing Tiffany “He’s not [expletive] real”…
Alex AaronsonHollywood, CA – With the release of Zack Snyder’s latest film “Rebel Moon,” the 57 Year old Director has finally proven that he has the talent and ability to destroy…
Alex AaronsonBurbank – Today Disney fired Gina Carano, star of the Disney+ show “The Mandolorian,” after a tweet where she suggested that people shouldn’t act like Nazis. “In previous tweets, Ms.…
Alex AaronsonLos Angeles – Former Comedian Chelsea Handler offered sexual favors to former Rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson in exchange for Jackson’s endorsement of Joe Biden for President. During an interview…
David CameronNashville- Country music trio Lady Antebellum recently changed their name to “Lady A”, dropping the Antebellum as to ‘not offend anyone’ and will use the nickname that they were given by…
Alex AaronsonNew York – As Corona Virus death counts remain drastically lower than original estimates, the Hollywood Press Corps is feeling the pinch. In order to stay relevant during this time…
David CameronBrentwood- A recent survey by the Institute for Suburban Living finds that the affluent children of celebrities are having the toughest time surviving the shelter in place orders set down…
