Washington, D.C. – With Donald Trump’s polling numbers increasing as his legal challenges continue to mount, White House staff have been investigating ways to accommodate America’s first Felon-President. Lance Berkshire, the Chief Architect of the White House told reporters: “The White House basement has been updated through the years to accommodate changes in the American society and way of life. The most famous example was when President Nixon added a Bowling Alley back in 1973. However, bowling has fallen out of favor in American society so we’re looking at way to more effectively use the space. Allowing the president to serve his time at the White House is just win-win.

When asked what would be done with the space, should Donald Trump fail to win re-election, he responded: “Hey, I’m politically homeless so I’ve got no dog in the fight, but that Biden fellah is pretty shady too.” As of press time, Berkshire has refused to speculate on any other potential candidates.