Heaven- The death of David Lynch has caused a bit of a crisis with the staff in the Heavenly Kingdom. The irreverent former film director doesn’t fit in with the rest of the community.

“We’re just at a loss here,” said St. Peter. “I mean, he was a visionary director. An absolute master of the art of film. But he’s just creeping everyone out. Also, the yelling. I don’t know if he thinks this is just a new season of “Twin Peaks” or what, but he’s just yelling at everyone. Some folks are suggesting he might be more at home down… there, but I think we’ll figure something out that’s less drastic.

Note: Yes, I’m aware that David Lynch, to the best of my knowledge isn’t a believer. This is just a joke. Go touch some grass.