Hollywood, CA –  After a terrible 2023, Hollywood executives are searching for ways to make 2024 a return to form. One such project involves pairing Tiffany “He’s not [expletive] real” Gomas with Halie “Waffle House Girl” Booth. The show would feature the two women travelling to Waffle shops around the US, where Gomas will user he ability to sense the paranormal to track down spirits, while Booth uses her catlike reflexes and the combat training she received as a line cook at the Waffle House to fight the evil spirits.

When asked “Isn’t this basically the show “Supernatural?” Aiden Aimes, the showrunner, explained “Absolutely not. These two are women.” At the time of reporting negotiations were still underway to license the name “Waffle House” to add a degree of authenticity.