Washington DC – In a brutal move against the American people, Donald Trump has demolished the Carport that once housed George Washington’s ‘1773 Corvette, and Abraham Lincoln’s 1882 Cadillac Limousine.

“I can’t believe this administration has stooped so low as to have disturbed this hallowed ground.” Said Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). “We demand that the President stop refurbishing the White House at his own expense. The Government isn’t about fixing things, and this must cease at once.”

When reached for comment, the President chuckled and went back to work.