McClean, VA– Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died from complications of pneumonia as well as ongoing heart issues. His death has freed up his vote for democrat harvesting.

“I know that one vote doesn’t seem like a lot” said Brad Jones, a democrat ballot harvester. “But every vote counts when you’re trying to get a violent psychopath who fantasizes about the death of this political opponent’s children elected as the Attorney General.”

“Dead people is our most reliable demographic,” added Jones.

Mr. Cheney declined to comment.