Cult of personality Dr. Anthony Fauci goes ‘Viral’ on Masked Singer

Burbank- The CDC’s leading scientist surprised the audience on Wednesday night’s episode of Fox’s hit TV show the Masked Singer when he was revealed by panelist Ken Jeong and finished in last place. “It was pretty obvious because, you know, I’m an actual doctor”, said Jeong. All four panelist actually guessed correctly that it was the popular immunologist without questioning that it could be anyone else. “Well,” said Jenny McCarthy, “He was dressed as a huge plush Coronavirus, so there’s that.” His musical selections were Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi and Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue. Host Nick Cannon exclaimed, “He’s not a very good singer but…umm, uh, well… he’s not good.” When asked his opinion on the good doctor’s performance, Robin Thicke queried, “What am I doing with my f***ing life? Didn’t I have a huge hit three summers ago?”