Hollywood – With recent corroboration of sexual assault allegations against the presumptive Democratic Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden, members of the #MeToo and #TimesUp movements have found the value of their principles at an all-time high. “Wow! I never thought that my own integrity would be worth 30 shekels!” said former principled actress Alyssa Milano. “I mean, sure I used to feel sympathy for these women but hey, I know Joe Biden. I think Tara Reade was probably asking for it.” When reached for comment Stacey Abrams responded “I don’t see Tara Reade offering to make me the VP. Besides, did you see what she was wearing? You know Joe ain’t the first decent man she’s hustled.”