Manhattan, NY- News feeds are bristling with advice on how to survive the Coronavirus pandemic and Americans can’t read the headlines without tripping over an article about how not to get the “Andromeda Strain”.  Having said that, sisters and maid service experts Michelle and Monica Keller say they have developed a full proof strategy, “First, choose a cleaning product with bleach in it. Wearing gloves and a mask, spray the solution on counters and anything you come in contact with. Now here’s the really important part, use a paper towel and wipe the area where you sprayed. Put the paper towel aside, spray the area with Lysol and let it air dry. Next, use one glove to take off the other glove. Use the inside of the gloves to take off your mask. Next, burn the mask, gloves, and paper towel in a backyard fire pit with lighter fluid or kerosene. Say a prayer that lasts at least 20 seconds. Now, bury the ashes in a hole at least 4 feet deep. 

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