Fort Henry, TX – Local resident Ted Mann has provoked the wrath of the universe by declaring that there is no chance that 2024 could possibly be worse than 2023.  Mann posted on Facebook: “There is no possible way 2024 can be worse than 2023….. can it?  No [expletive] way”

“I was scrolling through my Facebook feed when I came across Ted’s post,” said neighbor Alexis Boone. “As soon as I finished reading it, there was a thunderclap in the distance and a shiver went right down my spine.” For further clarification, the Daily Deuce reached out to Dr. Martin Henderson, a professor of Religious Studies with an emphasis on superstition.

“Yep, Ted just screwed us all,” said Dr. Henderson. “The Universe doesn’t take kindly to such hubris. I mean, to issue such a challenge to cosmic forces beyond the comprehension of mankind is just fool hardy. If we, as a species, survive the coming year, the name ‘Ted Mann’ will only be spoken in hushed tones and used as the ultimate curse.” As of the time of reporting, Mr. Mann is completely unaware of his newfound infamy.