Between the continued struggles against the COVID-19 pandemic, and the suspension of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign, various sources have reported that all politicians are brilliant/incompetent. “I can’t believe that Bernie is suspending his campaign!” Said Jennifer Sorenson, 29. “He’s the most honest/corrupt leader we’ve had in years”

In response to the continued daily corona virus briefings by the White House, Joseph Rodriguez responded: “This is amazing. President Trump is the most fantastic/despicable politician I have ever seen. His charismatic/barbaric leadership is going to save/doom us all!” Attempts to reach Joe Biden for comment were not returned to do his busy schedule/dementia.

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