Washington, D.C. – After a lifetime of deriding anyone who speaks out about “State’s Rights” as being racists and bigots, an entire class of Americans has suddenly become proponents of the powers of State and Local government.

“Until this week, the only use of State power was to disenfranchise women and communities of color” Said Brad Sonderson a Liberal Arts Major at George Washington University. “However, now that the President has issued his proclamation that only the federal government had the ability to issue orders opening the economy, it is clear that the Governors of the States should have control over those decisions.” This point was also supported by barista Alicia Meyers, 28, who said “This is a clear abuse of federal power. The Federal government only has the authority to regulate gun control, abortion, voting processes, healthcare, taxation, the speed limits, housing regulations, allowable speech, religious observances and the how big your sodas can be. This move by Trump is a grotesque overreach.”