Boston, MA – At halftime in the 2023 Wasabi Fenway Bowl, the SMU Mustangs made the surprising announcement that they will be replacing current Offensive Coordinator Casey Woods with On3.com subscriber ojaipony. “I had to resign on the spot when D’Eriq showed me a thread on the “On the Pony Express” bulletin board,” said Woods, referring to SMU Quarterbacks Coach D’Eriq King. “I mean, we were moving the ball before that unfortunate fumble on a designed QB run, but yeah, the play calling was all wrong. I just couldn’t associate myself with this mess and I had to step down.”

Head Coach Rhett Lashlee was quick to respond to the crisis by immediately offering the position to the anonymous poster. “This guy is a generational talent. I don’t know why he’s not on a sideline, but we need to change that now. I’m trying to get him on the line to give the halftime speech if at all possible.

[BREAKING] In an update to this ongoing story, sources indicate that ojaipony has rejected the SMU offer, because coach Lashlee refuses to hand over full time play calling duties.