Seattle – After weeks of negotiation lawyers from the Federal Government and those representing Vespa Mandarinia, have reached a plea agreement reducing charges from murder to criminally negligent homicide. “As representatives of the American People we have a responsibility to ensure that the charges fit the circumstances and in this case we truly believe that we have accomplished this,” said Nathan White, an attorney for the government.

Representatives for Vespa Mandarinia were not as positive “This whole situation is based on a history of prejudice against my client. It was only twenty years ago that we had to fight against being called ‘Oriental Giant Hornets’ but here we are again.” Vespa Mandarinia was reached for comment and stated “Look, he just fell on my stinger… four times.”