Unfair, but Balanced
Editorial StaffNorth Pole – In a press release on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause has announced that he will be bypassing the USS Gettysburg this year. The Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruiser…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- Last night a clearly frantic Kamala Harris was frantically racing to the White House after Dr. Jill Biden called to check in on her husband. Here at the…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- In a stunning display of both political agility and cognitive dissonance, the entire Democrat party shifted from the position “If you don’t vote to keep the government running,…
Editorial StaffBeijing, – China, With tensions growing in the Taiwan Straight and China increasing their military presence in the region, China’s Xi Jinping has a clear message for the west. “JT…
Editorial StaffNew York – New York, The narrative shift of Luigi Mangione from Professional Hitman to fringe lunatic has occurred a break-neck speed, completely obliterating the previous record holder, Theodore John…
Editorial StaffDAMASCAS – SYRIA, In a stunning turn of events this weekend, Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad has fled the country, turning over the reins of power to former ISIS member, and…
Alex AaronsonLos Angeles – Obscure athlete and Former USC and Buffalo Bills running back O.J. Simpson has passed away in his home after a long battle with cancer. He was Seventy-Six…
Alex AaronsonDallas, TX. – With the 2024 Total Eclipse coming and going, members of Generation X have reported a sense of disappointment that the promised apocalypse did not come to pass.…
Alex AaronsonPalm Beach, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Donald J. Trump, the Republican Candidate for US President has declined to cram his party’s preferred policy position onto everyone…
Alex AaronsonAl Hudaydah, Yemen – Houthi Leader Abu Jibril expressed shock and surprise when news hit that a ship in the Red Sea was hit by one of his anti-ship ballistic…
