Unfair, but Balanced
David CameronNew York- A network camera operator was recently checked into Trembling Hills Psychiatric Care Facility in upstate New York claiming that his coworkers’ inability to frame a shot or provide…
David Cameron(Mogadishu) The head of the Taliban Mawlawi Hibatullah Akhundzada took to Twitter to rip his Somali counterpart Emir Ahmad Umar of rival terror group Al-Shabaab. A Forbes article summarizing the…
Alex AaronsonWhile much of world commerce is slowing down during the COVID-19 Pandemic, Chinese State Officials have announced the opening of twenty new restaurants in Hong Kong and Kowloon. The “Wet-n-Wild…
Alex AaronsonWith the continued social distancing put in place due to the COVID-19 Pandemic, the National Football League has begun to adopt Social Distancing rules in order to comply with national…
David Cameron2K Sports Rolls Out New NBA ‘Essence’ Device Novato, CA- The makers of NBA 2K are selling an accessory package that allows fans of the cyber-sport to not only experience…
Alex AaronsonCamden Yards – (FFSN) In spite of there being no games played this year, the Baltimore Orioles have fallen to five games under .500. “I don’t know how the math…
David Cameron‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star Posts Video Urging Everyone to “stay at home” Four Weeks After Shelter in Place Order Long Island, NY- Famed TV doctor/actress Ellen Pompeo posted a video from her…
Editorial StaffMcKinney, Tx (Farce Press)- Extreme Libertarian enthusiast and self described Anarcho-Capitalist Rory Paulson showed surprising patience with Municipal, State, and Federal Authorities during recent “Shelter in place” orders. “I mean,…
Editorial StaffGuam (DP) Commander Larry Donaldson claimed in an interview Friday that the due to on board social distancing policies and a general fear of contagion, verified cases of sexually transmitted…
Editorial StaffNew York (DP) – During recent periods of social distancing, residents of Manhattan have reported that the views of a completely abandoned Times Square have been disturbing and traumatizing. “It’s…
