Unfair, but Balanced
Alex AaronsonUnited States – On the eve of the election, we, the editorial staff of the Daily Deuce, would like to remind our readership that you aren’t so damned smart as…
Alex AaronsonNew York – With the 2020 Presidential election looming, reports are coming out showing that Donald Trump’s claims of a booming economy were based only on economic data. “This is…
David CameronArlington, TX- Dallas’ seventh round draft pick Ben DiNucci is the next Cowboy in line to suffer a career ending injury this Sunday. DiNucci went ahead and made a reservation…
Alex AaronsonLos Angeles – Former Comedian Chelsea Handler offered sexual favors to former Rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson in exchange for Jackson’s endorsement of Joe Biden for President. During an interview…
Alex AaronsonPhiladelphia – With one week remaining before the 2020 presidential election, Democrats have launched a final round of campaign riots in the battleground state of Pennsylvania. “We knew that it…
Alex AaronsonKabul – Elite Russian Troops in Afghanistan have responded to accusations of offering bounties to Afghans for the deaths of US Military Personnel. “Is not bounty, is deadpool,” said Russian…
David CameronGreenbow, Alabama- NASCAR said Thursday that its examination of the Talladega racetrack showed only one water cooler with hood shaped cups, which were found in the garage of black driver…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – Spokesmen for the CDC and the National Institute of Health have admitted that the initial reports that face masks would not help reduce transmission of COVID-19 were…
Alex AaronsonLos Angeles – Eight weeks after Texas Governor Greg Abbott issued orders to begin reopening the economy of his state, California is seeing it’s greatest rise in Covid-19 diagnosis. “This…
Alex AaronsonNew York – With the most recent wave of accusations of racism in the American criminal justice system, researchers have uncovered an even more egregious form of discrimination: Sexism. “Once…
