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Manhattan, NY- News feeds are bristling with advice on how to survive the Coronavirus pandemic and Americans can’t read the headlines without tripping over an article about how not to…
Manhattan, NY- News feeds are bristling with advice on how to survive the Coronavirus pandemic and Americans can’t read the headlines without tripping over an article about how not to…
Washington, D.C. – After a lifetime of deriding anyone who speaks out about “State’s Rights” as being racists and bigots, an entire class of Americans has suddenly become proponents of…
Beijing – According to reports from Chinese State News Agencies The People’s Daily and CNN, the Chinese government response to the COVID-19 Pandemic has been flawless. “This is great stuff” reported…
Brentwood- A recent survey by the Institute for Suburban Living finds that the affluent children of celebrities are having the toughest time surviving the shelter in place orders set down…
McKinney, TX – With churches everywhere moving their services to remote web broadcasting, the rush of “twice a year” Christians to live-streaming of services taxed an already strained internet infrastructure.…
Cult of personality Dr. Anthony Fauci goes ‘Viral’ on Masked Singer Burbank- The CDC’s leading scientist surprised the audience on Wednesday night’s episode of Fox’s hit TV show the Masked…
Elizabeth, NJ – With enforcement of social distancing guidelines becoming a greater focus in cities across America, some municipal governments are turning to new measures. In Elizabeth, New Jersey, these…
Washington D.C.- It appears as though Democratic party leaders were actually pleased with President Donald Trump’s handling of the Coronavirus situation for nearly a full hour sometime in late January…
Between the continued struggles against the COVID-19 pandemic, and the suspension of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign, various sources have reported that all politicians are brilliant/incompetent. “I can’t believe that…
Menlo Park, CA – In an effort to regain some semblance of decorum, Facebook has begun a test implementation of a new STFU button on posts. When selected, the new…