Unfair, but Balanced
Alex AaronsonWashington D.C. – With the global economy nearing a standstill, environmentalists and “green economists” have finally found the answer to ensuring that the goals of the Paris Climate treaty are…
David CameronDripping Springs, Kansas- A research grant was given last year to a group of doctoral candidates at the Southern University of Central Kansas to conduct an exhaustive double-blind study to…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – After a lifetime of deriding anyone who speaks out about “State’s Rights” as being racists and bigots, an entire class of Americans has suddenly become proponents of…
David CameronWashington D.C.- It appears as though Democratic party leaders were actually pleased with President Donald Trump’s handling of the Coronavirus situation for nearly a full hour sometime in late January…
Alex AaronsonBetween the continued struggles against the COVID-19 pandemic, and the suspension of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign, various sources have reported that all politicians are brilliant/incompetent. “I can’t believe that…
Alex AaronsonMenlo Park, CA – In an effort to regain some semblance of decorum, Facebook has begun a test implementation of a new STFU button on posts. When selected, the new…
David CameronNew York- A network camera operator was recently checked into Trembling Hills Psychiatric Care Facility in upstate New York claiming that his coworkers’ inability to frame a shot or provide…
David Cameron‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star Posts Video Urging Everyone to “stay at home” Four Weeks After Shelter in Place Order Long Island, NY- Famed TV doctor/actress Ellen Pompeo posted a video from her…
Editorial StaffGuam (DP) Commander Larry Donaldson claimed in an interview Friday that the due to on board social distancing policies and a general fear of contagion, verified cases of sexually transmitted…
Editorial StaffNew York (DP) – During recent periods of social distancing, residents of Manhattan have reported that the views of a completely abandoned Times Square have been disturbing and traumatizing. “It’s…
