Unfair, but Balanced
Darrell ThorckmortonWASHINGTON – Donald Trump has ordered – with no legal authority- the opening of churches and other houses of worship. Unnamed sources have indicated that he hopes doing so will…
Alex AaronsonAustin – In a new paper published by the University of Texas, researchers have concluded that most Americans can only form rudimentary arguments based on either personal attacks, or completely…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – With over 30 million newly unemployed workers in the United States due to the COVID-19 pandemic, debate has broken out over whether the response to the pandemic…
David CameronWashington DC- President Donald Trump is moving forward with a new strategy wherein he brings in expert advisors to his daily press conference and proceeds to ask them random questions…
Alex AaronsonHollywood – With recent corroboration of sexual assault allegations against the presumptive Democratic Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden, members of the #MeToo and #TimesUp movements have found the value of their…
Alex AaronsonWashington D.C. – With the global economy nearing a standstill, environmentalists and “green economists” have finally found the answer to ensuring that the goals of the Paris Climate treaty are…
David CameronDripping Springs, Kansas- A research grant was given last year to a group of doctoral candidates at the Southern University of Central Kansas to conduct an exhaustive double-blind study to…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – After a lifetime of deriding anyone who speaks out about “State’s Rights” as being racists and bigots, an entire class of Americans has suddenly become proponents of…
David CameronWashington D.C.- It appears as though Democratic party leaders were actually pleased with President Donald Trump’s handling of the Coronavirus situation for nearly a full hour sometime in late January…
Alex AaronsonBetween the continued struggles against the COVID-19 pandemic, and the suspension of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign, various sources have reported that all politicians are brilliant/incompetent. “I can’t believe that…
