Unfair, but Balanced
Editorial StaffNorth Pole – In a press release on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause has announced that he will be bypassing the USS Gettysburg this year. The Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruiser…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- Last night a clearly frantic Kamala Harris was frantically racing to the White House after Dr. Jill Biden called to check in on her husband. Here at the…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- In a stunning display of both political agility and cognitive dissonance, the entire Democrat party shifted from the position “If you don’t vote to keep the government running,…
Editorial StaffNew York – New York, The narrative shift of Luigi Mangione from Professional Hitman to fringe lunatic has occurred a break-neck speed, completely obliterating the previous record holder, Theodore John…
Alex AaronsonPalm Beach, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Donald J. Trump, the Republican Candidate for US President has declined to cram his party’s preferred policy position onto everyone…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin temporarily stepped away from his position during the holidays, turning his duties over to Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks in order to…
Alex AaronsonCambridge, MA – Embattled Harvard President Claudine Gay has rescinded her title and renounced her authority as the Head of the University. “These have been a trying few weeks,” said…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – Harvard University President Claudine Gay and several other Presidents of elite universities were introduced to the savagery of the Holocaust for the first time last week. “I…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to write parody when reality has become parody? If I had written this when we started the Deuce, y’all…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – With Donald Trump’s polling numbers increasing as his legal challenges continue to mount, White House staff have been investigating ways to accommodate America’s first Felon-President. Lance Berkshire,…
