Alex Aaronson
- July 16, 2021
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White House Takes Early Steps to Establish a Ministry of Propaganda
Washington DC – In a press conference on July 15th White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced the initial steps being taken to establish a new Ministry of Propaganda. Psaki…
- July 15, 2021
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Big Tech Overlords Horrified to see their Platforms used to Destabilize an Authoritarian Regime
Menlo Park – In a statement released today, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg reflected with horror and dismay that his platform could be used to destabilize a communist dictatorship. “This is…
- June 21, 2021
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Champ Biden in Possession of Clinton Email Archive
Washington: Disturbing new emails have been uncovered showing that Champ Biden, the elder of President Joe Biden’s two German Shepherds had information relating to the location of an archive of…
- February 13, 2021
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WHO: Double Masking is out, Cellophane bags are in.
New York – As the nation prepares to enter the second year of the two-week period to ease overcrowding of medical facilities, government guidelines are being considered to further reduce…
- February 11, 2021
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Gina Carano fired for suggesting people not act like Nazis
Burbank – Today Disney fired Gina Carano, star of the Disney+ show “The Mandolorian,” after a tweet where she suggested that people shouldn’t act like Nazis. “In previous tweets, Ms.…
- February 8, 2021
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The Devil Sells Soul to Tom Brady.
Hades – In an effort to get out ahead of rumors on Monday, Satan held a press conference not only denying that Tom Brady had sold his soul to the…
- February 7, 2021
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Executive Orders rebranded as “Unanimous Consent Decrees”
Washington, D.C. Facing backlash over his apparently hypocritical stance on governing through executive order, the Harris Administration has called for the rebranding of the offending orders. All official White House…
- February 4, 2021
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NASA, Private Space Companies to send AOC, MTG back to home planet
Washington – DC An Emergency Joint Resolution in Congress has been passed, increasing NASA Funding by 1000%. Additional regulatory latitude has also been allocated to private space exploration companies Blue…
- November 2, 2020
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Editorial: There are valid reasons for anyone to vote for anyone else.
United States – On the eve of the election, we, the editorial staff of the Daily Deuce, would like to remind our readership that you aren’t so damned smart as…
