Wed. Jan 22nd, 2025
Trending News: St. Peter unsure what to do with David Lynch“Reply Guy on X” now the most common Job Title in the United StatesSanta to bypass USS Gettysburg this yearPanic sets in as Kamala Harris realizes that she has misplaced the president.27 Democrat Representatives hospitalized for whiplash after changing position too quickly“Just be cool, man,” Xi Jinping tells Taiwan and the West to chillLuigi Mangione sets new record for going from “Calculated Assassin” to “F%$@ing lunatic”With Assad gone, Syria can look forward to peace and prosperity, just like Libya.Long forgotten Running Back O.J. Simpson has died.Gen-X low key disappointed that Eclipse didn’t bring ApocalypseTrump’s sanity questioned after he declines to pursue executive overreach.“Wait, what?” Houthi leaders shocked that ballistic missile hits ship in the red sea.Sec. Austin: “World War III will be the most diverse World War ever.”Attention Seeker Seeks AttentionSecretary of Defense Lloyd Austin returns to work after gender affirming care2023 Viral Sensations  team up for new TV Series “Waffle Shop Adventures”Harvard President Claudine Gay resigns in order to focus on conversion to JudaismLocal Man condemns nation, world to catastrophic 2024.Lindsey Graham: True Regime Change has never been tried.SMU hires internet football expert as new Offensive CoordinatorRebel Moon ends debate over who’s to blame for Zack Snyder’s shitty movies.Ivy League Presidents Shocked to learn of the holocaust for the first time.Senate Aide films gay porn in… I just can’t do this.Migrant Jihadi yearning for increased terrorism opportunities in the US.White House Architect Replacing Bowling Alley with Cell BlockFacebook Crashes as Fact Checkers apply the same standards across all political sidesUS Casualties are being reassured that there are still no Presidential mean tweets.Reaction MemesWhite House Takes Early Steps to Establish a Ministry of PropagandaBig Tech Overlords Horrified to see their Platforms used to Destabilize an Authoritarian RegimeChamp Biden in Possession of Clinton Email ArchiveWHO: Double Masking is out, Cellophane bags are in.Gina Carano fired for suggesting people not act like NazisThe Devil Sells Soul to Tom Brady.Executive Orders rebranded as “Unanimous Consent Decrees”NASA, Private Space Companies to send AOC, MTG back to home planetEditorial: There are valid reasons for anyone to vote for anyone else.Trump Economic Boom Based only on Stock Market, Job growth, median income, manufacturing jobs, and most other economic indicators.Dallas Cowboy’s QB Ben DiNucci makes ICU ReservationRacist Celebrity offers to exchange sex for political endorsementDemocrats Begin Final Round of Campaign RiotsRussia Denies Paying Bounties, Insists They Were Just Maintaining a DeadpoolKlan Hoods left in Bubba Wallace’s NASCAR GarageMask Confusion Linked to Toilet Paper Hoarding, Stupid People.Governor Greg Abbot’s Reckless Decision to Reopen Causes Severe COVID-19 Outbreak in California.EXPOSE: Sexism in the Criminal Justice System substantially worse than racismQuakers launch violent protest against creepy old white guy logoToyota to offer optional “Virtue Signals” on new Prius Models.Music Acts Take Cue from Lady A to Change NamesAndrew Cuomo’s Corona Response: Worst Policy Since Mario Cuomo’s C.H.U.D. Program of the 1980s.Donald Trump Demands Churches Open; Has No Need for One HimselfChinese President Xi pledges $2 billion to creating new Novel Coronavirus.Many Irate Over Avatars Not Wearing MasksAd Hominem, False Analogy now only arguments most Americans can formulate.Charges Reduced: Murder Hornets now classified as “Criminally Negligent Homicidal Hornets”Nation’s unemployed pledge to not commit suicide, overdose on drugsTrump Uses New Technique to Vet Government StrategiesNYC Mayor gets ‘shredded’- Disregards his own edicts#MeToo and #TimesUp receive 30 shekels in exchange for the dignity of all sexual assault survivors.Bengals Select Dr. Chase Sinclair, Virologist, Baylor School of Medicine, with First Overall PickQuarantine Provides Blueprint for Green New Deal: Kill the workers.New App Lets You Know Where Republicans LiveMayor de Blasio forms new CTASI unit for Covid-19 response.University Spends $8M to Find Out What Snot Smells LikeRussian Fighter Jet “Keeping up Foreign Relations”Media Desperate to grant Celebrity status to anyone who dies of Corona virus.Expert Germaphobes Explain How to Clean Properly During PandemicThousands of People Suddenly Concerned with State’s Rights.Chinese Prove best in world at controlling viruses they’ve created.Children of Celebrities Taking Lockdown HardestChristmas/Easter Christians swamp live-streams, crash internet.Dr. Fauci Fools No One on FOX’s Masked SingerNew Jersey Town: “These Drones are Totally Not Orwellian”Trump in Dems’ Good Graces for Almost an HourBREAKING! All Politicians still brilliant/incompetent.*Facebook to add new “STFU” button to mute political posts from friends who still can’t let it go.Cameraman Driven Insane by Poor Zoom Composition and LightingMid-East Terror Leaders Embroiled in Twitter WarNew State Sponsored Restaurants Opening in Hong Kong.NFL Social Distancing Rules Favor the OffenseNBA 2K Tournaments Introduce Smellivision OptionBaltimore Orioles Fall Five Games Under .500TV Doctor’s Instagram Post Saves the WorldLocal ANCAP Fanatic unphased by Government overreachUSS Theodore Roosevelt Reports Vast Reductions in STDsAbandoned Times Square far less creepy than normal Times Square circa 1975All the news that’s fit to mock
Wed. Jan 22nd, 2025
Trending News: St. Peter unsure what to do with David Lynch“Reply Guy on X” now the most common Job Title in the United StatesSanta to bypass USS Gettysburg this yearPanic sets in as Kamala Harris realizes that she has misplaced the president.27 Democrat Representatives hospitalized for whiplash after changing position too quickly“Just be cool, man,” Xi Jinping tells Taiwan and the West to chillLuigi Mangione sets new record for going from “Calculated Assassin” to “F%$@ing lunatic”With Assad gone, Syria can look forward to peace and prosperity, just like Libya.Long forgotten Running Back O.J. Simpson has died.Gen-X low key disappointed that Eclipse didn’t bring ApocalypseTrump’s sanity questioned after he declines to pursue executive overreach.“Wait, what?” Houthi leaders shocked that ballistic missile hits ship in the red sea.Sec. Austin: “World War III will be the most diverse World War ever.”Attention Seeker Seeks AttentionSecretary of Defense Lloyd Austin returns to work after gender affirming care2023 Viral Sensations  team up for new TV Series “Waffle Shop Adventures”Harvard President Claudine Gay resigns in order to focus on conversion to JudaismLocal Man condemns nation, world to catastrophic 2024.Lindsey Graham: True Regime Change has never been tried.SMU hires internet football expert as new Offensive CoordinatorRebel Moon ends debate over who’s to blame for Zack Snyder’s shitty movies.Ivy League Presidents Shocked to learn of the holocaust for the first time.Senate Aide films gay porn in… I just can’t do this.Migrant Jihadi yearning for increased terrorism opportunities in the US.White House Architect Replacing Bowling Alley with Cell BlockFacebook Crashes as Fact Checkers apply the same standards across all political sidesUS Casualties are being reassured that there are still no Presidential mean tweets.Reaction MemesWhite House Takes Early Steps to Establish a Ministry of PropagandaBig Tech Overlords Horrified to see their Platforms used to Destabilize an Authoritarian RegimeChamp Biden in Possession of Clinton Email ArchiveWHO: Double Masking is out, Cellophane bags are in.Gina Carano fired for suggesting people not act like NazisThe Devil Sells Soul to Tom Brady.Executive Orders rebranded as “Unanimous Consent Decrees”NASA, Private Space Companies to send AOC, MTG back to home planetEditorial: There are valid reasons for anyone to vote for anyone else.Trump Economic Boom Based only on Stock Market, Job growth, median income, manufacturing jobs, and most other economic indicators.Dallas Cowboy’s QB Ben DiNucci makes ICU ReservationRacist Celebrity offers to exchange sex for political endorsementDemocrats Begin Final Round of Campaign RiotsRussia Denies Paying Bounties, Insists They Were Just Maintaining a DeadpoolKlan Hoods left in Bubba Wallace’s NASCAR GarageMask Confusion Linked to Toilet Paper Hoarding, Stupid People.Governor Greg Abbot’s Reckless Decision to Reopen Causes Severe COVID-19 Outbreak in California.EXPOSE: Sexism in the Criminal Justice System substantially worse than racismQuakers launch violent protest against creepy old white guy logoToyota to offer optional “Virtue Signals” on new Prius Models.Music Acts Take Cue from Lady A to Change NamesAndrew Cuomo’s Corona Response: Worst Policy Since Mario Cuomo’s C.H.U.D. Program of the 1980s.Donald Trump Demands Churches Open; Has No Need for One HimselfChinese President Xi pledges $2 billion to creating new Novel Coronavirus.Many Irate Over Avatars Not Wearing MasksAd Hominem, False Analogy now only arguments most Americans can formulate.Charges Reduced: Murder Hornets now classified as “Criminally Negligent Homicidal Hornets”Nation’s unemployed pledge to not commit suicide, overdose on drugsTrump Uses New Technique to Vet Government StrategiesNYC Mayor gets ‘shredded’- Disregards his own edicts#MeToo and #TimesUp receive 30 shekels in exchange for the dignity of all sexual assault survivors.Bengals Select Dr. Chase Sinclair, Virologist, Baylor School of Medicine, with First Overall PickQuarantine Provides Blueprint for Green New Deal: Kill the workers.New App Lets You Know Where Republicans LiveMayor de Blasio forms new CTASI unit for Covid-19 response.University Spends $8M to Find Out What Snot Smells LikeRussian Fighter Jet “Keeping up Foreign Relations”Media Desperate to grant Celebrity status to anyone who dies of Corona virus.Expert Germaphobes Explain How to Clean Properly During PandemicThousands of People Suddenly Concerned with State’s Rights.Chinese Prove best in world at controlling viruses they’ve created.Children of Celebrities Taking Lockdown HardestChristmas/Easter Christians swamp live-streams, crash internet.Dr. Fauci Fools No One on FOX’s Masked SingerNew Jersey Town: “These Drones are Totally Not Orwellian”Trump in Dems’ Good Graces for Almost an HourBREAKING! All Politicians still brilliant/incompetent.*Facebook to add new “STFU” button to mute political posts from friends who still can’t let it go.Cameraman Driven Insane by Poor Zoom Composition and LightingMid-East Terror Leaders Embroiled in Twitter WarNew State Sponsored Restaurants Opening in Hong Kong.NFL Social Distancing Rules Favor the OffenseNBA 2K Tournaments Introduce Smellivision OptionBaltimore Orioles Fall Five Games Under .500TV Doctor’s Instagram Post Saves the WorldLocal ANCAP Fanatic unphased by Government overreachUSS Theodore Roosevelt Reports Vast Reductions in STDsAbandoned Times Square far less creepy than normal Times Square circa 1975All the news that’s fit to mock

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St. Peter unsure what to do with David Lynch

St. Peter unsure what to do with David Lynch
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“Reply Guy on X” now the most common Job Title in the United States

“Reply Guy on X” now the most common Job Title in the United States
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Santa to bypass USS Gettysburg this year

Santa to bypass USS Gettysburg this year
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Panic sets in as Kamala Harris realizes that she has misplaced the president.

Panic sets in as Kamala Harris realizes that she has misplaced the president.
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27 Democrat Representatives hospitalized for whiplash after changing position too quickly

27 Democrat Representatives hospitalized for whiplash after changing position too quickly
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“Just be cool, man,” Xi Jinping tells Taiwan and the West to chill

“Just be cool, man,” Xi Jinping tells Taiwan and the West to chill