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Alex AaronsonWashington DC – In a press conference on July 15th White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced the initial steps being taken to establish a new Ministry of Propaganda. Psaki…
Alex AaronsonWashington: Disturbing new emails have been uncovered showing that Champ Biden, the elder of President Joe Biden’s two German Shepherds had information relating to the location of an archive of…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. Facing backlash over his apparently hypocritical stance on governing through executive order, the Harris Administration has called for the rebranding of the offending orders. All official White House…
Alex AaronsonWashington – DC An Emergency Joint Resolution in Congress has been passed, increasing NASA Funding by 1000%. Additional regulatory latitude has also been allocated to private space exploration companies Blue…
Alex AaronsonUnited States – On the eve of the election, we, the editorial staff of the Daily Deuce, would like to remind our readership that you aren’t so damned smart as…
Alex AaronsonNew York – With the 2020 Presidential election looming, reports are coming out showing that Donald Trump’s claims of a booming economy were based only on economic data. “This is…
Alex AaronsonPhiladelphia – With one week remaining before the 2020 presidential election, Democrats have launched a final round of campaign riots in the battleground state of Pennsylvania. “We knew that it…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. – Spokesmen for the CDC and the National Institute of Health have admitted that the initial reports that face masks would not help reduce transmission of COVID-19 were…
Alex AaronsonNew York – With the most recent wave of accusations of racism in the American criminal justice system, researchers have uncovered an even more egregious form of discrimination: Sexism. “Once…
Alex AaronsonWest Chester – In response to growing unrest revolving around intolerant depictions of Quakers in American culture, riots have broken out in several Quaker communities across the United States. “The…
