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Alex AaronsonWashington DC – In a press conference on July 15th White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced the initial steps being taken to establish a new Ministry of Propaganda. Psaki…
Alex AaronsonMenlo Park – In a statement released today, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg reflected with horror and dismay that his platform could be used to destabilize a communist dictatorship. “This is…
Alex AaronsonWashington: Disturbing new emails have been uncovered showing that Champ Biden, the elder of President Joe Biden’s two German Shepherds had information relating to the location of an archive of…
Alex AaronsonNew York – As the nation prepares to enter the second year of the two-week period to ease overcrowding of medical facilities, government guidelines are being considered to further reduce…
Alex AaronsonBurbank – Today Disney fired Gina Carano, star of the Disney+ show “The Mandolorian,” after a tweet where she suggested that people shouldn’t act like Nazis. “In previous tweets, Ms.…
Alex AaronsonHades – In an effort to get out ahead of rumors on Monday, Satan held a press conference not only denying that Tom Brady had sold his soul to the…
Alex AaronsonWashington, D.C. Facing backlash over his apparently hypocritical stance on governing through executive order, the Harris Administration has called for the rebranding of the offending orders. All official White House…
Alex AaronsonWashington – DC An Emergency Joint Resolution in Congress has been passed, increasing NASA Funding by 1000%. Additional regulatory latitude has also been allocated to private space exploration companies Blue…
Alex AaronsonUnited States – On the eve of the election, we, the editorial staff of the Daily Deuce, would like to remind our readership that you aren’t so damned smart as…
Alex AaronsonNew York – With the 2020 Presidential election looming, reports are coming out showing that Donald Trump’s claims of a booming economy were based only on economic data. “This is…
