Unfair, but Balanced
Editorial StaffHeaven- The death of David Lynch has caused a bit of a crisis with the staff in the Heavenly Kingdom. The irreverent former film director doesn’t fit in with the…
Editorial StaffBastrop Texas – With the wild success of Bidenomics and the upcoming second Trump Administration, a surprising development has taken place in the US economy. For the first time ever,…
Editorial StaffNorth Pole – In a press release on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause has announced that he will be bypassing the USS Gettysburg this year. The Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruiser…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- Last night a clearly frantic Kamala Harris was frantically racing to the White House after Dr. Jill Biden called to check in on her husband. Here at the…
Editorial StaffWashington D.C.- In a stunning display of both political agility and cognitive dissonance, the entire Democrat party shifted from the position “If you don’t vote to keep the government running,…
Editorial StaffBeijing, – China, With tensions growing in the Taiwan Straight and China increasing their military presence in the region, China’s Xi Jinping has a clear message for the west. “JT…
Editorial StaffNew York – New York, The narrative shift of Luigi Mangione from Professional Hitman to fringe lunatic has occurred a break-neck speed, completely obliterating the previous record holder, Theodore John…
Editorial StaffDAMASCAS – SYRIA, In a stunning turn of events this weekend, Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad has fled the country, turning over the reins of power to former ISIS member, and…
Editorial StaffMcKinney, Tx (Farce Press)- Extreme Libertarian enthusiast and self described Anarcho-Capitalist Rory Paulson showed surprising patience with Municipal, State, and Federal Authorities during recent “Shelter in place” orders. “I mean,…
Editorial StaffGuam (DP) Commander Larry Donaldson claimed in an interview Friday that the due to on board social distancing policies and a general fear of contagion, verified cases of sexually transmitted…
